The piano is generally regarded as a musical instrument, not a chick magnet. But turns out the piano has quite a few tricks up its sleeve, er… wing, when it comes to attracting the opposite gender. Be it the skills it provides you with, or the beautiful classy setting it creates, the piano can be helpful in helping you find your significant other, just in time for Valentine’s Day! Behold 9 of the best tips and tricks to get the girl (or boy) using a piano.
1. Moving The Piano Around Allows You To Show Off Your Guns
Just make sure you have guns to begin with first!
2. It’s Easy To Sound Mysterious With Obscure Phrases From Songs
Or appear sensitive for that matter.
3. Sounding Exotic With Foreign Words
Even Will Shakespeare would have nothing on you. #ProseBeforeBros
4. Making It Believable That You’re A Sexy Songwriter
Because every girl secretly wants a bad boy and some demons are definitely worth doing :-O
5. Brushing Your Hair And Making It Look Hot
Umm, we were thinking of being more subtle with this.
6. “I’ll Take The Top, You Take The Bottom”
We don’t have to spell this one out for you do we?
7. Piano Benches Are Ridiculously Small
Which leaves you no choice but to squish in together.
8. An Octave Spans 8 Keys So It’s Easy To Show Off How Big Your Hands Are
Whatever it takes. Whatever. It. Takes.
9. It’s Impossible To Play A Duet Without Accidentally Touching
And by “accidentally” we totally mean “intentionally”.