1. The Prodigy
Umm, we were thinking more on the lines of Mozart actually. Sorry, Billy. #SorryNotSorry
2. The Busker
Because a job is too mainstream. It’s all about the struggle, man! Everyday I’m Hustling.
3. The Professional
Yo Kanye, I’m really happy for you. I’ma let you finish. But Beethoven wrote one of the best pieces of all time. Of all time.
4. The I Only Know One Song Pianist
Keeping it old school…only because you never graduated. Ya feel me?!
5. The Full Of Excuses Student
SMH. I’m getting too old for this. Story.Of.My.Life.
6. The Air Pianist
About as nice as Climate Change, WW3, or that HIMYM ending. Yes, we’re looking at you Barney >:(
7. The Church Pianist
With groupies like this, purgatory suddenly seems like the safer option :o
8. The One For Hire
Going once. Going twice. And… don’t all of you go speaking at once now!
9. The Drunk
On the one hand you’ll have an excuse. In the other you’re probably holding a bottle of Jameson. Probably the happiest pianist of all…at least for one night anyway. YOLO.
10. The Lounge Pianist
The best way to get free drinks all night long because time is never wasted when you’re wasted all the time. Words.To.Live.By.
So readers, which type of pianist are you? Let us know in the comments below!