10 Types Of Pianists – Which One Are You?

1. The Prodigy

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Umm, we were thinking more on the lines of Mozart actually. Sorry, Billy. #SorryNotSorry

2. The Busker

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Because a job is too mainstream. It’s all about the struggle, man! Everyday I’m Hustling.

3. The Professional

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Yo Kanye, I’m really happy for you. I’ma let you finish. But Beethoven wrote one of the best pieces of all time. Of all time.

4. The I Only Know One Song Pianist

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Keeping it old school…only because you never graduated. Ya feel me?!

5. The Full Of Excuses Student

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SMH. I’m getting too old for this. Story.Of.My.Life.

6. The Air Pianist

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About as nice as Climate Change, WW3, or that HIMYM ending. Yes, we’re looking at you Barney >:(

7. The Church Pianist

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With groupies like this, purgatory suddenly seems like the safer option :­o

8. The One For Hire

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Going once. Going twice. And… don’t all of you go speaking at once now!

9. The Drunk

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On the one hand you’ll have an excuse. In the other you’re probably holding a bottle of Jameson. Probably the happiest pianist of all…at least for one night anyway. YOLO.

10. The Lounge Pianist

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The best way to get free drinks all night long because time is never wasted when you’re wasted all the time. Words.To.Live.By.

So readers, which type of pianist are you? Let us know in the comments below!

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